Re: Mcdonalds RPG

by **Legodude77** 3/14/2010, 8:02 pm

*picks up paper on the floor* It says: "the cake is a lie" o_O

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 8:13 pm

Figures. You can never find honest pastries anywhere. Have you given it a lie-detector test yet? How can we know for sure it's a lie without testing it?

by **Roxtus** 3/14/2010, 8:21 pm

*Eats peanut* Mmm... peanut... I need to find more... *Wanders around the dimension in search of peanuts*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 8:23 pm

*Bakes more frozen pies, realizing that there's no connection between what I do and what I get paid*

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 8:25 pm

"starts cooking random food" i am head chief and i don't get paid at all

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 8:26 pm

Join me in doing nothing useful and still getting paid! *Stops baking pies and starts flapping my hands randomly*

by **Teddy3333** 3/14/2010, 8:26 pm

*eats every single peanut in the world, and all the peanut plants too*
You need to look at the ingedients list!
Let's see, monosodium dextrose, carrot dihydrate, enriched dead flour, monophosphourous, apples, apple killersodiodextrose, iron, lead, and less than 100% of hydraulic oil. Yep, it's real! *runs far, far away from pastry*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 8:28 pm

Partially hydrogenated apple killersodiodextrose? And it doesn't say anything about MSG. It's definitely a lie. *Pulls out my PSP and plays it because there's no connection between what I do and what I get paid*

by **Roxtus** 3/14/2010, 8:29 pm

Umm... I'm in a different dimension FYI. Have you ate the peanuts there? I don't think so...

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 8:30 pm

He's in a different dimension? Great, then I might actually have to do his work, too.

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 8:30 pm

like i said i don't get paid Sad

eway dluohsay

by **Teddy3333** 3/14/2010, 8:31 pm

*eats every single peanut in every single dimension imaginable*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 8:31 pm

@Cody: Well, then, Build a Better Life By Stealing Office Supplies! They sell for good money. Mcdonalds RPG - Page 13 Icon_wink

by **Roxtus** 3/14/2010, 8:33 pm

Yes I am. The dimension allows me to telephatically talk with you guys... interesting... *Hopes that someone will get me outta here*

by **Teddy3333** 3/14/2010, 8:38 pm

*sucks Roxtus out of other deminsin, name is changed to sutxoR*

by **Roxtus** 3/14/2010, 8:39 pm

*sregrub emos spilF* .yddeT uoy knahT

EDIT: I need a slap!

by **Teddy3333** 3/14/2010, 8:55 pm

.sutxoR ,emoclew yrev ruoY *slaps roxtus*

by **Roxtus** 3/14/2010, 8:57 pm

!lufrewop hguone ton si pals ruoY

by **Teddy3333** 3/14/2010, 9:06 pm

Um...OK.
*etats txen eht otni sutxoR spalS*

by **Roxtus** 3/14/2010, 9:09 pm

!pals lufrewop tsom eht sah reganam eht ylnO

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 9:09 pm

"walk over and slaps teddy to next week" don't worry he will be back next sunday Razz

by **Boxcargirl** 3/14/2010, 9:23 pm

*Walks in on DAY OFF*

ZOMW, this place is outta control!!

*USES NEWLY LEARNED SKILLS AND GOES ON A "EPIC" SLAPPING RAMPAGE*

*Kicks everyone who is not an employee out*

If anyone comes back, let me know and I will give them a makeover.

*SLAPS ROXTUS* get back to work!!

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 9:29 pm

"runs and jumps into a dark corner before BCG can slap me" Suspect

i did nothing "slowly pulls a table over me" you didn't see anything

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 9:30 pm

*Is still reading 'Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies* *Doesn't notice BCG entering*

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 9:36 pm

"slowly sticks head out of table" remember you didn't see anything.wait did you? oh well i have to take the slap "push's table out of my way then slaps myself to save BCG the work"so i guess i have to start cooking

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 9:38 pm

*Continues reading Dilbert comics about management*

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 9:45 pm

hey beeky get back to work please and please make me the best pie you can make "starts fixing a feast for all workers"

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 9:46 pm

*Hides the Dilbert book* The best pie I can make? That's my patented jalapeno death pie. Or did you mean best-tasting?

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 9:46 pm

either would be nice

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 9:47 pm

How about both! *Prepares a jalapeno death pie and a Betty Crocker frozen pie*

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 9:48 pm

sweet sounds deadly and sweet at the same time

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 9:49 pm

Actually, I don't know what it tastes like. No one's ever lived to tell me.

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 9:51 pm

ok i will tell you how they taste

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 9:55 pm

Good, assuming it doesn't keel you.

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 9:59 pm

well lets see "eats the sweet pie first" the sweet pie is great "eats the death pie" um its gre "drops dead"

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 10:00 pm

Cody? CODY! Dang, not another one. Hey BCG, can you revive him?

by **Boxcargirl** 3/14/2010, 10:03 pm

Stink! Not another one! He was a good employee... *bows head in a moment of silence*

BTW, to stay in a profit we need to cut back on high cost items and useless supplies.

I've taken all the cooking untensils and sold them for $4.00. From now on, all employees must bring in thier own cooking untensils.

*leaves*

*comes back*

Oh, and also I am launching a new employee group to boost morale. Every employee has been enrolled into it. It's the "bring your own tiolet paper" group, also known as "BYOTPG".

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 10:04 pm

AAAGGHH! Frequent deaths! Insane requirements! And insane groups! *Checks Dilbert book* Oh no. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

by **RedRocky29** 3/14/2010, 10:09 pm

"slowly looks around" "starts talking to self" that was the best pie i ever had" "starts acting dead again when everybody walks back in"

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 10:10 pm

Cody, I need you to sign my petition protesting the BYOTPG. *Moves Cody's hand to sign his name on the petition*

by **Boxcargirl** 3/14/2010, 10:15 pm

Yeah, I dun think so.

Beeky, your pies alone has us up to here *gestures to about 3' off the floor* with wrongful death lawsuits. I suggest you GET BACK TO WORK!

Oh, and stop killing people, that'd be nice.

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 10:16 pm

Actually, it's our supplier's fault. He's always stocking us with rotting ingredients. At least the Betty Crocker pies are fine. Whoops, did I just say that out loud? Oh no...

by **Boxcargirl** 3/14/2010, 10:18 pm

I'm hungry.

Next employee who brings me a nice cheesburger gets 3 wishes.

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 10:19 pm

I don't have cheeseburgers. How about a slice of Jalapeno Death Pie?

by **Crackers** 3/14/2010, 10:20 pm

*becomes an employee and brings you a cheeseburger* Aw, now I have to work here!

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 10:20 pm

Don't eat any Jalapeno Death Pie. We don't need more lawsuits.

by **Crackers** 3/14/2010, 10:21 pm

Uh, what's my job? I'm gonna be a cook, there we go! *Starts making fries*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 10:22 pm

Fry cooker, good one.

Hey, I just deciphered your Matoran signature. I don't even know Matoran!

by **Crackers** 3/14/2010, 10:24 pm

Lol! It's fairly easy to figure out, if you think about it. Now if I used the Star Wars font, you'd be utterly confused!

*Finishes first batch of fries*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/14/2010, 10:25 pm

Can I taste them? *Eats one, but forgets that there's some Jalapeno Death Pie filling on my finger**Almost dies* Crackers! What's IN those fries?! Mcdonalds RPG - Page 13 Affraid

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