Re: HUMAN HQ

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/27/2010, 11:24 am

Okay now. A_A will probably come back when we're offline.

Speaking of offline, I'm going. TTYL.

by **Darknight1101** 1/27/2010, 11:25 am

yeah,

*pause*

by **-Elite-** 1/27/2010, 1:26 pm

*walks up in ACS* Need anything blown up?

by **Roxtus** 1/27/2010, 1:30 pm

Blow up some power generators. That should keep the aliens busy.

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/27/2010, 1:34 pm

Yeah, we should attack at some point. We're just defending against A_A right now.

by **-Elite-** 1/27/2010, 1:39 pm

I got plenty of ammo.Let me just get the auto railgun mounted and I'm ready*goes off to mount railgun*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/27/2010, 1:41 pm

Well, I'll go grab some weapons, but I won't be going right now. I have to leave, and I'm just on for a few minutes. *Gets a sword, some satchels, and a shotgun* Alien_Ant doesn't seem to like my weapons of choice.

by **-Elite-** 1/27/2010, 1:42 pm

*comes back with several weapons mounted*I'm ready to roll.Maybe we should have a mock simulator battle while we wait?

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/27/2010, 1:43 pm

Not really, since I'm leaving right now.

by **-Elite-** 1/27/2010, 1:44 pm

Oh,ok.When are you going to be on?

by **Roxtus** 1/27/2010, 2:46 pm

I will go with you.

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/27/2010, 6:54 pm

Beeky31 wrote:
Alien_Ant2 wrote:*Flies through the air, and lands on Beeky31* I knew that the bulldog tank was pretty good, and I wanted to see how you would react to someone stealing your precious trident wing. But it does feel like you guys all to easily take out our vehicles. I'm mostly relying on Star-Hunter's, Maguilacuddy's, and your Alien craft for our vehciles, seeing as they are the best while still realistic, but its hard, while I can just steal the ones that you claim to be the best of the best and use them against you. *Rolls off of you and punches you in the gut, when you double over I grab you, and put you in a head lock, then I swipe your legs out from under you.* Ever tried fighting melee style without a sword?

Okay then, here we go. Good thing you haven't posted yet.

*As you swipe my legs, I grab your arm and get my head under it, so I fall out of the headlock and onto the ground. I then bodyslam you, sending you a few yards in front of the Trident Wing. I jump up to the cockpit and hit the trigger on one of the cannons, launching you into the wall. I then reach into a secret compartment in the cockpit and pull out a pilot sidearm*

Try again.

That was rather unrealistic, you can't body slam, and you can't run to the cockpit that i just flew in front of and hope to possibly get there before me.

*I jump into the trident wing and pull the trigger and send you flying into a wall.* There, how's that? *Jumps out and dashes in direction of weapons locker.*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/27/2010, 6:56 pm

Look, you know how 'unrealistic' you action was? Landing a Trident Wing on me, then punching me, headlocking me, and swiping my legs without my chance to respond? It's no more improbable than you getting stunned by a bodyslam, which I assume would happen since you were flung into a hard concrete floor. Anyway, once that happened, I'd be much closer to the cockpit since I was right under it in the first place, and as a result, it would be much easier for me to get into the cockpit. Only I didn't. I reached into it and hit a button, which would take even less time.

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/29/2010, 6:11 pm

You hit the remote self destruct button, which means that if any of the trident wing landed on you, it was in little pieces. So I landed on you, performed my melee move, which wouldn't take much time, and then you easily got out of it. Then I ended up in front of a trident wing, blasted you, and ran.

*Reaches weapons locker and grabs a MS-133 and a collapsible MS-99 Coverfire Gun Nest, sets up the MS-99 and starts firing with MS-133.* Look, a monopoly on the weapons. X ) Ooooh, do I spy a MS-136? *Grabs MS-136 and stabilizes both the MS-133 and MS-136 and starts firing at any and all who approach.*

by **-Elite-** 1/29/2010, 6:39 pm

*fires modified railgun at you(the rounds now explode)and blows you back*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/29/2010, 7:16 pm

Alien_Ant2 wrote:You hit the remote self destruct button, which means that if any of the trident wing landed on you, it was in little pieces. So I landed on you, performed my melee move, which wouldn't take much time, and then you easily got out of it. Then I ended up in front of a trident wing, blasted you, and ran.

*Reaches weapons locker and grabs a MS-133 and a collapsible MS-99 Coverfire Gun Nest, sets up the MS-99 and starts firing with MS-133.* Look, a monopoly on the weapons. X ) Ooooh, do I spy a MS-136? *Grabs MS-136 and stabilizes both the MS-133 and MS-136 and starts firing at any and all who approach.*

Well, you obviously didn't pay any attention the the self destruct button because if you did, you'd fly in and splat, you wouldn't land the Trident Wing on me. But anyway, we can say that you landed on me, I blasted you with the gun, and it knocked you near the weapons locker.

*Flings a satchel charge at the MS-99 and blows it up, sending shrapnel into your guns and knocking you over*

by **Darknight1101** 1/30/2010, 2:04 am

From behind I grab A_A's shirt and uppercut him and force him to eat lots of mouldy bananas until he's full.
Ha, good luck

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 11:54 am

Beeky31 wrote:
Alien_Ant2 wrote:You hit the remote self destruct button, which means that if any of the trident wing landed on you, it was in little pieces. So I landed on you, performed my melee move, which wouldn't take much time, and then you easily got out of it. Then I ended up in front of a trident wing, blasted you, and ran.

*Reaches weapons locker and grabs a MS-133 and a collapsible MS-99 Coverfire Gun Nest, sets up the MS-99 and starts firing with MS-133.* Look, a monopoly on the weapons. X ) Ooooh, do I spy a MS-136? *Grabs MS-136 and stabilizes both the MS-133 and MS-136 and starts firing at any and all who approach.*

Well, you obviously didn't pay any attention the the self destruct button because if you did, you'd fly in and splat, you wouldn't land the Trident Wing on me. But anyway, we can say that you landed on me, I blasted you with the gun, and it knocked you near the weapons locker.

*Flings a satchel charge at the MS-99 and blows it up, sending shrapnel into your guns and knocking you over*

I didn't land the trident wing on you I landed on you, just me, myself, and I. *Grabs a MR-07 Shell Cannon and a G-137 flamethrower and begins to roast and lacerate Alex10000000000*

by **Roxtus** 1/30/2010, 11:56 am

But first you must eat uncle darknight's bananas!

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 11:59 am

I'm in a room, blocking the entrance with all sorts of powerful weapons, he can't get behind me. Not unless he does it as a fried knight, extra dark. *You get fried by the G-137*

BTW, nice penguin movie under you sig.

by **Roxtus** 1/30/2010, 12:06 pm

*Fires from gun at you*

Thanks, BTW.

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 12:14 pm

*I duck behind for a moment and then some up with a bunch of odd looking whoopie cushions which I promptly litter the floor with, then I return to the G-137*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/30/2010, 12:18 pm

*Grabs a jetpack from a cabinet and flies over A_A, landing behind him*

by **Darknight1101** 1/30/2010, 12:20 pm

I step on all the cusions laughing while I sprint to the g-137, ariel flip over it landing next to A_A and I force him into a wall and hold an ms pistol at his head
"if you dare move"

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/30/2010, 12:22 pm

*I back Darknight up, covering him with the pistol I pulled out of another Trident Wing*

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 12:29 pm

*Darknight is promptly stunned by the buzzers setup with the whoopie cushions and Beeky is fried by the G-137 as he tries to fly over me through a 7ft tall doorway (on which he hits his head). He ends up falling and landing on the whoopie cushions*

EDIT: Just so you know I'm way away from the hanger

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/30/2010, 12:32 pm

Whoopee cushions, this gives me an idea. (Remember, I'm the master of practical jokes.) *I grab a few whoopee cushions. Then I toss a smoke grenade into the room, which explodes and obscures A_A's vision. I then stick the extra-strength whoopee cushions into the gun, which causes an odd sound to come out instead of a laser shot*

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 12:38 pm

Of your gun or mine? *Grabs night vision goggle and a gas mask, and my own grenades.* I love this place, every weapons I'll ever need is right here, plus ammo. *I chuck the grenades at your obscuring your vision and proceed to melt a hole in the floor infront of your with the G-137.*

P.S. I got the shocking whoopie cushion idea from your "Jake Rackland's Big Box O fun" LU creation.

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/30/2010, 12:41 pm

The G-137, would that be the Scorcher, by any chance? Because I never mentioned the one thing it should never be exposed to. BAKING SODA!

*Tosses a handful of baking soda at the G-137, which promptly explodes*

Something about the chemicals needed to create that weird flame thing reacting with baking soda. Maybe it's vinegar based.

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 12:45 pm

*Ahh, Ahhh, AHHCHOOOOOOO!* Oh whoops, I forgot to tell you, Jake switched your baking soda out for sneezing powder, don't eat any more cookies! *Keeps sending scorching flames at you.*

by **Darknight1101** 1/30/2010, 1:21 pm

walks out eating scorched bananas
*mmmmm yum*
throws c-charge which clamps to the back of A_A's helmet and digs through to A_A's skull.
"you rip it off? its not only the bomb that comes off...."

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/30/2010, 2:22 pm

Alien_Ant2 wrote:*Ahh, Ahhh, AHHCHOOOOOOO!* Oh whoops, I forgot to tell you, Jake switched your baking soda out for sneezing powder, don't eat any more cookies! *Keeps sending scorching flames at you.*

Dude, I AM Jake. So it wouldn't work that way. *Grabs a Stormfire turret and sets it up, unleashing an unstoppable barrage and knocking you into a shelf, which collapses and drops two tons of dud grenades on you*

by **-Elite-** 1/30/2010, 3:00 pm

*fires frag rocket at A_A*

by **Darknight1101** 1/30/2010, 4:05 pm

Hahaha you guys just made the bomb I set blow him to kingdom come!
...which means.
I'M RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!
*...lies on floor motionless*

by **Roxtus** 1/30/2010, 4:14 pm

Sorry about that. That penguin sure is slapping a lot of people lately. *Penguin slaps me down with a thud* See? Razz

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 4:57 pm

Beeky31 wrote:
Alien_Ant2 wrote:*Ahh, Ahhh, AHHCHOOOOOOO!* Oh whoops, I forgot to tell you, Jake switched your baking soda out for sneezing powder, don't eat any more cookies! *Keeps sending scorching flames at you.*

Dude, I AM Jake. So it wouldn't work that way. *Grabs a Stormfire turret and sets it up, unleashing an unstoppable barrage and knocking you into a shelf, which collapses and drops two tons of dud grenades on you*

Oh, right. *Grabs a rubber chicken, installs a hand buzzer, and then runs out and waps the turret, effectively making it short circuit and stop working, then I wap you.*

by **Roxtus** 1/30/2010, 4:58 pm

*Penguin comes behind and slaps you knocking you out*

by **Darknight1101** 1/30/2010, 4:59 pm

Alien_Ant2 wrote:
Beeky31 wrote:
Alien_Ant2 wrote:*Ahh, Ahhh, AHHCHOOOOOOO!* Oh whoops, I forgot to tell you, Jake switched your baking soda out for sneezing powder, don't eat any more cookies! *Keeps sending scorching flames at you.*

Dude, I AM Jake. So it wouldn't work that way. *Grabs a Stormfire turret and sets it up, unleashing an unstoppable barrage and knocking you into a shelf, which collapses and drops two tons of dud grenades on you*

Oh, right. *Grabs a rubber chicken, installs a hand buzzer, and then runs out and waps the turret, effectively making it short circuit and stop working, then I wap you.*

how can you do that if you've been blown up by atleast 2 bombs?

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 5:02 pm

Alex1000000000 wrote:*fires frag rocket at A_A*

*Fires several rockets at you*

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 5:03 pm

darknight1101 wrote:walks out eating scorched bananas
*mmmmm yum*
throws c-charge which clamps to the back of A_A's helmet and digs through to A_A's skull.
"you rip it off? its not only the bomb that comes off...."

I'm going to ignore that because it means there is no way I can survive which breaks the rules. Plus, my helmet isn't drilled through like it was a regular piece of wood.

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 5:04 pm

Roxtus wrote:*Penguin comes behind and slaps you knocking you out*

*When penguin tries to get behind me he is promptly fried by the G-137*
Stick to the Antatric buddy. Razz

by **-Elite-** 1/30/2010, 5:07 pm

Alien_Ant2 wrote:
Alex1000000000 wrote:*fires frag rocket at A_A*

*Fires several rockets at you*

*sidesteps and fires auto railgun*

by **Roxtus** 1/30/2010, 5:08 pm

3 things buddy!

1. The penguin knocked you out AKA TKO.
2. Double posting, or triple posting isn't allowed.
3. They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.

by **-Elite-** 1/30/2010, 5:09 pm

They ARE?Excuse me for a moment*goes off with Helghast on the backs of felbeasts to save to hobbits*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/30/2010, 5:57 pm

Alien_Ant2 wrote:
Beeky31 wrote:
Alien_Ant2 wrote:*Ahh, Ahhh, AHHCHOOOOOOO!* Oh whoops, I forgot to tell you, Jake switched your baking soda out for sneezing powder, don't eat any more cookies! *Keeps sending scorching flames at you.*

Dude, I AM Jake. So it wouldn't work that way. *Grabs a Stormfire turret and sets it up, unleashing an unstoppable barrage and knocking you into a shelf, which collapses and drops two tons of dud grenades on you*

Oh, right. *Grabs a rubber chicken, installs a hand buzzer, and then runs out and waps the turret, effectively making it short circuit and stop working, then I wap you.*

*Clubs you with a rifle as you're wapping the turret* Why it is that you seem to think a single Scorcher could keep three of us at bay. However, when I use a Stormfire on you (Much, much more powerful than a Sorcher), you can just walk through it. Seems kinda hypocritical.

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/30/2010, 6:21 pm

Beeky31 wrote:
Alien_Ant2 wrote:
Beeky31 wrote:
Alien_Ant2 wrote:*Ahh, Ahhh, AHHCHOOOOOOO!* Oh whoops, I forgot to tell you, Jake switched your baking soda out for sneezing powder, don't eat any more cookies! *Keeps sending scorching flames at you.*

Dude, I AM Jake. So it wouldn't work that way. *Grabs a Stormfire turret and sets it up, unleashing an unstoppable barrage and knocking you into a shelf, which collapses and drops two tons of dud grenades on you*

Oh, right. *Grabs a rubber chicken, installs a hand buzzer, and then runs out and waps the turret, effectively making it short circuit and stop working, then I wap you.*

*Clubs you with a rifle as you're wapping the turret* Why it is that you seem to think a single Scorcher could keep three of us at bay. However, when I use a Stormfire on you (Much, much more powerful than a Sorcher), you can just walk through it. Seems kinda hypocritical.

Never heard of a storm fire, sorry. But I used my awesome ninja ogre alien martial skills to get past and wump it. But now I am staggering against a wall.

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/30/2010, 6:23 pm

You'd think you would have seen it, seeing as you seem to browse Maguilacuddy's Mars Mission stuff rather often.

*Reaches for a grenade launcher and plasma sword*

Lock the hangar down! This alien doesn't need any more of our vehicles!

by **-Elite-** 1/30/2010, 6:24 pm

*activates remote hangar lockdown*Done.

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/30/2010, 6:25 pm

Thanks. Could you get a tank set up outside the weapons locker for when he tries to get out?

*Loads grenade launcher and grabs a shotgun*

by **-Elite-** 1/30/2010, 6:26 pm

Got it*calls in Maelstrom tank to do that*

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