Re: HUMAN HQ

by **Darknight1101** 1/23/2010, 5:14 pm

*falls through mid ai. While eating yet ANOTHER banana and hits the floor with a thud*
knocked out...

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/23/2010, 5:18 pm

*All the drones rush to you carry you away to a secret lab so we can begin our evil experiements.* Muhahahaha HUMAN HQ - Page 3 Icon_twisted

by **Boxcargirl** 1/23/2010, 5:29 pm

the dismantled tank provides shelter..I emerge with toxic bananas that I leave in plain sight for Darknight. HE and beeky come running by. They argue over the bananas, and Darknight unable to control his obession for bananas beats Beeky within an inch of his life just to get him to shut up. Darknight then eats the bananas and passes out. AA_2 and I now sabatooge your ammo supply.

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/23/2010, 5:35 pm

*And since Beeky31 is now within an inch of his life I take a knife and a ruler and cut the last inch off.* HUMAN HQ - Page 3 Lol

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/23/2010, 5:59 pm

Meh, you missed. I had logged off, and hence, disappeared. HUMAN HQ - Page 3 Icon_razz

Aliens. They've got no honor. Attacking people when we're offline. Btw, BCG, you can't control your opponents, just FYI.

Aaanyway, now that those aliens have chickened out, I'd better get to work fixing the ammo supply. *Pulls out some fusion drills and activates some janitor bots*

*Finishes repairs, janitor bots head back into storage*

by **Boxcargirl** 1/23/2010, 6:12 pm

k, i did not know that *stops giving darknight a makeover*

thanks!`runs away

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/23/2010, 6:14 pm

Erm, that may be bad. *Rushes over to Darknight, sees him wearing heavy makeup and jewelry* What have you done?! *Shakes fist at fleeing alien, then hits Darknight's log off button, making him disappear until he logs back on*

by **Darknight1101** 1/24/2010, 1:00 am

Uh~
where am I? What just happened.
*examines makeup*
hmmm edible.
*Sees alien behind beeky*
move!
*pulls the trigger of the laser pistol hitting it square in the face*

by **Roxtus** 1/24/2010, 7:08 am

*Wonders which role to play*

by **-Elite-** 1/24/2010, 11:44 am

Join our side.We have cookies

by **Roxtus** 1/24/2010, 11:51 am

I wanted to do that in the first place! *Gets myself a cookie*

by **-Elite-** 1/24/2010, 11:55 am

Good.We have many cookies

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/24/2010, 2:50 pm

You traitor, Roxtus, I thought you said you were on our side! *Eats one of those giant cookie-pie-things* And we have even more and better cookies than they do! Razz

by **Darknight1101** 1/24/2010, 2:53 pm

And bananas Very Happy

*shoots mould rifle making all the cookies mouldy*

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/24/2010, 2:58 pm

*It turns out the cookies you shot were your cookies, and ours are in a mold proof container* See Roxtus? Their cookies are moldy to! *Shoots mold gun and it shatters into a million pieces, then I spray it with disinfectant to kill all the mold.

by **Roxtus** 1/24/2010, 3:12 pm

I will not fight you! Like I said the first time: I shall be... A REBEL ALIEN! affraid

by **Darknight1101** 1/24/2010, 3:15 pm

*Stands and cries*

by **Roxtus** 1/24/2010, 3:23 pm

Hey, don't cry! That means I'm joining you guys! Razz

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/24/2010, 4:23 pm

You are? Cool, now we've got a dramatic prairie dog on our side. Have a banana. It seems to be our official symbol or something. *Tosses Roxtus a banana*

by **Roxtus** 1/24/2010, 4:30 pm

*Starts singing* Have a banana, have a whole bunch! It doesn't matter what you've had for lunch! Just eat it!

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/24/2010, 4:31 pm

Okay, then you are appointed Army Jester/Dramatic Prairie Dog.

by **Roxtus** 1/24/2010, 4:41 pm

Yes sir!

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/24/2010, 4:42 pm

Now if only there were something to do. Like get attacked.

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/24/2010, 6:50 pm

*Attacks, but destroys half your base* WISH CORRUPTION ALERT WISH CORRUPTION ALERT

by **Roxtus** 1/24/2010, 7:17 pm

Uh oh! Superguy mode! Razz

by **Boxcargirl** 1/25/2010, 8:27 am

This calls for rapid skipping! I rapidly skip over to Dramatic Look Prairie Traitor Dog and give him fleas.

Meanwhile....I have unleashed thousands of LOYAL mutant cockroaches on you. Put away your pestisides....THESE GUYS R MUTANTS!!

by **Roxtus** 1/25/2010, 8:29 am

*Due to the biting reaction to fleas I ignite my lightsaber and cut down the cockroaches*

by **Boxcargirl** 1/25/2010, 8:33 am

the cockroaches slept with light sabers as babies (it's true, I have pics)...they feel a sense of childhood nostalga and swarm you to kiss you knocking you down face first.

by **Roxtus** 1/25/2010, 8:34 am

Gah! *I run away with all the might in my little legs*

by **Darknight1101** 1/25/2010, 12:01 pm

Beeky31 wrote:You are? Cool, now we've got a dramatic prairie dog on our side. Have a banana. It seems to be our official symbol or something. *Tosses Roxtus a banana*

eats banana in mid-air Smile

by **Roxtus** 1/25/2010, 12:54 pm

It's too late for that! Now we must fight!

by **Darknight1101** 1/25/2010, 3:57 pm

Shoots rock with mould rifle mark.2

by **Roxtus** 1/25/2010, 3:58 pm

*Wilhelm scream*

by **Darknight1101** 1/25/2010, 4:08 pm

Roxtus what team colour for the astros are you on? Red or blue? (I'm red cap.)

by **Roxtus** 1/25/2010, 4:09 pm

I... don't know... Neutral

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/25/2010, 6:54 pm

*While Rxotus and boxcargirl fight with cockroaches and lightsabers I sneak over to the hanger and get in a MX-something Trident.* See ya Beeky! *I begin to fly out and blast the AA*

by **Roxtus** 1/25/2010, 7:47 pm

AA? Roftlol! Laughing

*Jumps in Freeco speeder*

by **Darknight1101** 1/26/2010, 1:41 am

freeco speeder? hahaha
*jumps in bath outerspace bathtub*

by **Roxtus** 1/26/2010, 7:11 am

*Speeds away from the rebeling astro called darknight1101*

by **-Elite-** 1/26/2010, 7:50 am

A_A,the AA would annihilate you before you could even move.Try to be more realistic

by **Darknight1101** 1/26/2010, 10:05 am

as water splashed everywhere darknight1101 sped through the air in his astro bathtub chasing A_A

by **Roxtus** 1/26/2010, 10:08 am

*Does the same but in speeder*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/26/2010, 2:20 pm

Alien_Ant2 wrote:*While Rxotus and boxcargirl fight with cockroaches and lightsabers I sneak over to the hanger and get in a MX-something Trident.* See ya Beeky! *I begin to fly out and blast the AA*

MX-108 Trident Wing? What, are your vehicles so inept that you have to rely completely on stealing ours? *Hits remote self destruct button*

by **Alien_Ant2** 1/26/2010, 8:03 pm

*Flies through the air, and lands on Beeky31* I knew that the bulldog tank was pretty good, and I wanted to see how you would react to someone stealing your precious trident wing. Razz

But it does feel like you guys all to easily take out our vehicles. I'm mostly relying on Star-Hunter's, Maguilacuddy's, and your Alien craft for our vehciles, seeing as they are the best while still realistic, but its hard, while I can just steal the ones that you claim to be the best of the best and use them against you. HUMAN HQ - Page 3 Icon_twisted

*Rolls off of you and punches you in the gut, when you double over I grab you, and put you in a head lock, then I swipe your legs out from under you.* Ever tried fighting melee style without a sword?

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/26/2010, 11:18 pm

Here we go again. Btw, trying to land that thing after stealing it would be a bit hard. Primarily, getting by the defenses. HUMAN HQ - Page 3 Icon_rolleyes

Ah man, the LMBs so need an emote like that.

by **Darknight1101** 1/27/2010, 1:30 am

*shoots A_A with soap shooters and hits the engine several times, clogging it up*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/27/2010, 11:00 am

Alien_Ant2 wrote:*Flies through the air, and lands on Beeky31* I knew that the bulldog tank was pretty good, and I wanted to see how you would react to someone stealing your precious trident wing. But it does feel like you guys all to easily take out our vehicles. I'm mostly relying on Star-Hunter's, Maguilacuddy's, and your Alien craft for our vehciles, seeing as they are the best while still realistic, but its hard, while I can just steal the ones that you claim to be the best of the best and use them against you. *Rolls off of you and punches you in the gut, when you double over I grab you, and put you in a head lock, then I swipe your legs out from under you.* Ever tried fighting melee style without a sword?

Okay then, here we go. Good thing you haven't posted yet.

*As you swipe my legs, I grab your arm and get my head under it, so I fall out of the headlock and onto the ground. I then bodyslam you, sending you a few yards in front of the Trident Wing. I jump up to the cockpit and hit the trigger on one of the cannons, launching you into the wall. I then reach into a secret compartment in the cockpit and pull out a pilot sidearm*

Try again.

by **Darknight1101** 1/27/2010, 11:18 am

*crashes into wall....water goes everywhere making beeky shiny and clean*
i jump out and cover beeky with my AK-47

by **Uncooked Chicken** 1/27/2010, 11:20 am

An AK? Here, take an MS24. It's more suited for the surface of Mars. *Tosses MS24 and some more bananas to Darknight*

by **Darknight1101** 1/27/2010, 11:23 am

yeah :'(
*throws empty AK47 away*
eats all the bananas in mid-air along with the MS24...
*turns green*
takes MS24 back out and covers beeky for the second time

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