Re: Alien HQ

by **-Elite-** 2/2/2010, 4:10 pm

*does epic explosion escape*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/2/2010, 4:11 pm

*Epicly tries to hold on to the tailfin*

Wait....

*Epicly hopes that there is a tailfin*

by **-Elite-** 2/2/2010, 4:12 pm

*epicly thinks the engines are under the tailfins*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/2/2010, 4:14 pm

Ah, good. So, where are we going? I hope it's MarsDonalds. I'm hungry.

by **-Elite-** 2/2/2010, 4:15 pm

We're going to MFC

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/2/2010, 4:15 pm

I guess that works, too. Can you slow down a bit? My hands hurt.

by **-Elite-** 2/2/2010, 4:17 pm

*slows down a bit*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/2/2010, 4:18 pm

Ah, thanks. *Sits down in front of the tailfins* *Opens a candy bar* Now don't accelerate or I'll lose this.

by **i56z89** 2/2/2010, 5:37 pm

I'm eating a banana in my cockpit*munches banana*

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/2/2010, 6:57 pm

*Flies by Alex's craft chasing a rouge alien fighter and accidently clips the tail fin rocking the craft and making Beeky drop his candybar.* Oops, sorry Razz

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/2/2010, 7:22 pm

*In Luke-Skywalker-at-the-end-of-The-Empire-Strikes-Back voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*Reaches into the cockpit and pulls out a jetpack, then jumps off the fighter after the candy bar*

by **Roxtus** 2/3/2010, 4:55 am

On which side is A_A again? Shocked

*Gets a little confused*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/3/2010, 1:39 pm

We kinda joined forces because it was 4-on-1. So now we're fighting NPCs. It's kinda fun, actually. You get to jump out of an exploding mothership without arguing about rules.

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/3/2010, 9:51 pm

*A transport flies by, sees the opportunity, and deploys jetpackers. They surround you and one blasts your weapons while another takes out you jetpack and a third stuns you. Then they take you into the transport*

by **i56z89** 2/4/2010, 7:31 am

O NO!!!! we gotta rescue him!(lets take control of the transport too!)

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/4/2010, 6:15 pm

Alien_Ant2 wrote:*A transport flies by, sees the opportunity, and deploys jetpackers. They surround you and one blasts your weapons while another takes out you jetpack and a third stuns you. Then they take you into the transport*

Wow, for being on my side, you're not helping too much. Alien HQ - Page 5 Icon_razz

I've also noticed the aliens always seem to go after me. *Makes mental not not to tell them about my concealed weapons*

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/7/2010, 5:36 pm

Beeky31 wrote:
Alien_Ant2 wrote:*A transport flies by, sees the opportunity, and deploys jetpackers. They surround you and one blasts your weapons while another takes out you jetpack and a third stuns you. Then they take you into the transport*

Wow, for being on my side, you're not helping too much. I've also noticed the aliens always seem to go after me. *Makes mental not not to tell them about my concealed weapons*

lol, gota have some sense of adventure! *Flys after craft*

by **i56z89** 2/8/2010, 9:53 am

*flies at the transport with all weapons blazing*Attack!!! Alien HQ - Page 5 Bom

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/8/2010, 5:56 pm

Don't do that! If it blows then we lost Beeky! *Follows from a distance out of sensor range.*

by **Boxcargirl** 2/8/2010, 6:01 pm

A_A2

Beeky is on our side? Sorry I haven't been on to help with the fighting....not that I was very helpful. Who are we currently after??

by **Tommy_60** 2/8/2010, 7:27 pm

*Throws a rubber sumo duck named "Bob The Destroyer" on top of the alien base.*

by **i56z89** 2/9/2010, 8:46 am

Oh I'm just blowing through the shields so we can board.

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/11/2010, 8:07 am

Boxcargirl wrote:A_A2

Beeky is on our side? Sorry I haven't been on to help with the fighting....not that I was very helpful. Who are we currently after??

We are now the RTX, a break off of the ETX. We are basically aliens fighting on the human's side. So right now we are chasing a transport that captured Beeky.

*Continues to follow from a distance* i58z89: If we follow form a distance and they don't know we're here we could possible find their base and more prisoners.

by **Roxtus** 2/11/2010, 8:11 am

Hey, then I'm joining A_A's side!

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/11/2010, 8:24 am

Alright! *Keeps following transport*

by **i56z89** 2/11/2010, 12:44 pm

okay!*follows A_A from a distance*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/11/2010, 3:53 pm

Let's see. I seem to be being taken to a cave carved out of a mountain. I wonder how I'm gonna get out of that. *The transport enters the cave*

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/13/2010, 10:17 am

*Flys down and away, then I curve around and land a few miles behind the transport and cave. Then I get out and grab my weapons and start to head silently to the cave.*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/13/2010, 11:09 am

*I am taken out of the transport* *The aliens are unaware that I have used a concealed laser cutter to slice mostly through my bonds, and can break them with one pull*

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/14/2010, 10:08 pm

*Reaches cave and silently sneaks in.*

by **Boxcargirl** 2/14/2010, 10:20 pm

*hides just outside the cave behind a boulder to be the lookout*

*Shot staff is ready in case someone comes along*

by **Roxtus** 2/15/2010, 6:18 am

*I come along eating a cheeseburger and say* Ugh! They forgot the onions!

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/15/2010, 8:06 am

*I find a pack of plastic explosives in a small armory in the cave. Taking it I search for Beeky.*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/15/2010, 2:14 pm

*I hear the sound of a guy saying 'Ugh! They forgot the onions!'* That sounds like Roxtus. *Prepares to break out when any of my allies pop up*

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/15/2010, 5:55 pm

*Trips on a tripwire and hits the floor, my gun goes off and blasts out a pillar holding up the cave roof.* Uh oh.

by **Boxcargirl** 2/15/2010, 6:26 pm

I convince Roxtus to give me the cheese burger, but we are still debating about how to split up the curly fries....

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/15/2010, 6:29 pm

*I hide and hope the aliens don't find me or the loud mouths talking about food again.*

*Aliens hear the noise of Boxcargirl and Roxtus and start to head towards them, with some still guarding Beeky who is being taken to a cell*

by **Boxcargirl** 2/15/2010, 6:35 pm

We (me n Roxtus) leave a trail of curly fries heading out of the cave, away from our escape transport.

We wait with greasy fingers on our triggers to ambush the hungry unsuspecting Aliens

by **RedRocky29** 2/15/2010, 6:41 pm

Comes over to roxtus and boxcargirl and wait to ambush with my 55 rifle

by **Roxtus** 2/15/2010, 6:59 pm

*Wilhelm scream* It looks like I need to rebel against the humans again...

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/15/2010, 7:11 pm

*Yanks free of bonds, punching two of the aliens in the process**Pulls out pistol and shoots another, then scrambles behind a corner*

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/16/2010, 7:28 am

*Hears gunfire and readies a grenade*

by **Roxtus** 2/16/2010, 9:04 am

*I pull out a rotating staff and fire*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/16/2010, 5:12 pm

This was a stupid idea. *Gunfire pins me around the corner*

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/16/2010, 9:40 pm

*I sneak up through a hole in the cave, climb through a mze of tunnels, and end up next to a hole over looking the aliens shooting at Beeky.* Perfect *I throw the grenade behind them and pick some off as the grenade explodes. They think it came from behind them and turn around. I drop down and finish off most of them. But the three left, elites, power up their shields and draw their weapons.* Uh-oh, Aaron would be a good person to have right now. HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! *I run screaming around the conner with the elites chasing me.*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/17/2010, 2:38 pm

Thanks, Ant! *Using the distraction, I jump out and take down the remaining aliens**Grabs some of their weapons*

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/17/2010, 5:31 pm

Ok, unrealistic-action-arguing isn't entirely gone. Razz

Beeky, they are Elites, you know, need grenades? Have shields? Use a rocket launcher? Much much bigger than you are? *Runs up a wall and flips over them, then I turn around and run.*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/17/2010, 5:38 pm

*Groaning sound* Dude, must you rigorously adhere to all canonical aspects of Maguilacuddy's LMB stories? Taking an alien out with repeated pistol blasts is in no way unrealistic. *Heads for the weapons locker*

by **Alien_Ant2** 2/17/2010, 5:59 pm

Of course! His are the best! (no offence) Besides, these are elites from his stories, not just in general, but if you want......*Five Beeky31-style elites appear armed with miniguns to back up the Maguil elites.*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 2/17/2010, 6:01 pm

Let's see. In those stories I wrote, there were no such things as elites. And if there were, they were just more skilled to the point that they were promoted. *Takes them out with a grenade launcher and grabs an SMG*

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