Re: Mcdonalds RPG

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/21/2011, 2:50 pm

Yes! No! Uh...it's complicated. Like, really.

'Cuz I dumped Coke because I preferred Pepsi, but since I left Coke in my past, I can't have Sprite, and am stuck with Mountain Dew, which is like totally not good, because Sprite is so much better but it comes with Coke. So...um...

Can you do that instead?

by **Tennisdude** 7/21/2011, 2:51 pm

fine, but you make the burgers. *turns them on* Hey thanks for the furniture, Bob!

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/21/2011, 2:52 pm

I'm gonna make baconburgers. *stuffs patties full of bacon and begins cooking them*

Mmmm, sizzling deliciousness.

by **Tennisdude** 7/21/2011, 2:54 pm

Smells good!

*puts another help wanted sign up* Do you know of anyone looking for a job?

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/21/2011, 2:56 pm

There were some, but they seem to have migrated to other cities by now.

Pretty empty around here.

More food for us! Razz

by **Tennisdude** 7/21/2011, 2:57 pm

That's good. Let's eat. I'll let you get your own drink........ after that emotionally scarring backstory. Razz

Should we put the open sign up?

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/21/2011, 2:59 pm

Yeah, I think we're open. All we need is weird music to play while the customers wait.

*walks to the soda machine*

*stares at the different sodas and breaks down crying*

I'll have water.

by **Tennisdude** 7/21/2011, 3:02 pm

Good choice!

*puts up open sign*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/21/2011, 3:04 pm

It's okay soda machine. I don't hate you. It's just...it's just tough to work here. *wipes eyes*

I'm okay now.

by **Tennisdude** 7/21/2011, 3:05 pm

Well, Let's eat!

Good bacon burgers! I'm going to add it to the menu.

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/21/2011, 3:07 pm

*smothers the burger in ketchup*

Mmm, delicious.

One thing - we shouldn't put American cheese on these burgers. Razz

by **Tennisdude** 7/21/2011, 3:08 pm

I like american cheese. We can give the customers a choice.

by **FatCatNine** 7/21/2011, 3:45 pm

Can i have a Shake?

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/22/2011, 2:16 pm

*jumps behind the counter*

It depends on whether or not the shakes are by the soda machine.

Uh, are they?

by **FatCatNine** 7/22/2011, 6:01 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:*jumps behind the counter*

It depends on whether or not the shakes are by the soda machine.

Uh, are they?

They aren't...

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/22/2011, 6:08 pm

*exhales with relief*

I don't...I don't hate the soda machine...what flavor shake would you like?

by **FatCatNine** 7/22/2011, 6:20 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:*exhales with relief*

I don't...I don't hate the soda machine...what flavor shake would you like?

I would like a cherry one. Thanks! Razz

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/22/2011, 6:40 pm

*plugs in the blender and follows the shake recipe*

Ummm...would you like pits or no pits?

by **FatCatNine** 7/22/2011, 6:43 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:*plugs in the blender and follows the shake recipe*

Ummm...would you like pits or no pits?

No pits. I like my teeth you know. Smile

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/22/2011, 6:50 pm

That's fine, I'll eat the pits.

*picks all the pits and chomps them down*

Mmmm. Here's your shake. It's free because I'm angry over my minimum wage and my boss is offline. Razz

by **FatCatNine** 7/22/2011, 6:54 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:That's fine, I'll eat the pits.

*picks all the pits and chomps them down*

Mmmm. Here's your shake. It's free because I'm angry over my minimum wage and my boss is offline.

Thank you... Could i have a veggie burger?

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/22/2011, 6:54 pm

We don't serve veggie burgers. See the menu? It says "Fattening food only."

Oh wait, I suppose if I deep fried the veggie burger in bacon grease, it'd be unhealthy enough.

by **FatCatNine** 7/22/2011, 6:57 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:We don't serve veggie burgers. See the menu? It says "Fattening food only."

Oh wait, I suppose if I deep fried the veggie burger in bacon grease, it'd be unhealthy enough.

Never mind... *Leaves skipping away to catch mice*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 7/22/2011, 7:00 pm

Who's the next victim?

by **Tennisdude** 9/5/2011, 9:04 am

...... Victim? What's going on here?

by **Elli** 1/8/2012, 3:36 am

I would like a coke and hamburger please.

by **Tennisdude** 1/13/2012, 7:18 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:That's fine, I'll eat the pits.

*picks all the pits and chomps them down*

Mmmm. Here's your shake. It's free because I'm angry over my minimum wage and my boss is offline.

Hey!

Elli wrote:I would like a coke and hamburger please.

*goes behind the counter* Oh ok! I'll get that right away! 2 dollars please.

by **Elli** 1/14/2012, 11:51 am

*hands 2 dollars over to Tennisdude*

by **Tennisdude** 1/14/2012, 7:11 pm

Thanks! *hands food*

by **Elli** 1/15/2012, 3:07 am

Thanks!

by **Tennisdude** 1/15/2012, 8:21 am

No problem! *goes to office*

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