Re: Mcdonalds RPG

by **Samdo** 3/19/2010, 8:25 am

a A-chicken wing??????? LOL *orders some crackers........ 5.......... 5 crackers...........

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/19/2010, 10:26 pm

We sell crackers? Meesa no know dat. *Goes to find some crackers*

by **Boxcargirl** 3/19/2010, 10:33 pm

Beeky!! Don't give any food! He keeps barfing it up!!!

Distract him with this....

*hands over a rubber chicken*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/19/2010, 10:35 pm

Alas, poor RoostaGuy, I knew him, Yorick. Wait, that's not RoostaGuy. Here you go, Mister E.

by **Samdo** 3/20/2010, 9:08 am

*snots on some food randomly*

by **Roxtus** 3/20/2010, 9:22 am

Hey! Your table manners are a cryin' shame! You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game! If you want to build s.n.o.t.s, do it on a table. *Builds a s.n.o.t.* Razz

by **Alien_Ant2** 3/20/2010, 11:56 am

Can I get some endangered turkey please? Oh yeah, can you make it gourmae and stuff it inside part of a siberian tiger? Razz

by **Samdo** 3/20/2010, 12:19 pm

*makes it and gives it to you*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 3:14 pm

You had to do that. *Facepalm* Now we're gonna get swarmed by animal rights activists! Lock the doors!

by **Roxtus** 3/20/2010, 3:34 pm

If someone asks: I didn't do it. *Flips burgers*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 3:35 pm

Here they come. Quick, put on this PETA hat and pretend you're one of them. We might survive that way. *Puts on PETA hat and my jacket*
*Animal rights activists start knocking the doors in*

by **Technoninja** 3/20/2010, 3:37 pm

*walks in door*

....whats going on today!?

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 3:38 pm

SHHH! Act like you don't know us! Apparently, one of our employees served a customer an endangered Siberian tiger, and now animal rights activists want to kill us. I'm wearing this PETA hat to disguise myself, and the jacket to cover my uniform.

Oh crud! It's a leather jacket!!

by **Technoninja** 3/20/2010, 3:47 pm

Haha, no hippy's aloud! Mcdonalds RPG - Page 18 Icon_twisted

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 3:48 pm

Tech, can I borrow your jacket?

*The animal rights activists bust down the doors and rush in*

by **Technoninja** 3/20/2010, 3:49 pm

*gets guard droids to kick them out* You Hippy's don't belive in..."vilance" you don't stand a change. Mcdonalds RPG - Page 18 Icon_twisted

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 3:50 pm

Actually, they are not hippies. They will beat up people, but not animals. *They smash the droids and charge toward the counter*

by **Technoninja** 3/20/2010, 3:50 pm

*slapz them*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 3:52 pm

*About fifteen of them slap you back* *They march on the burgers and wreck the machine*

*I attempt to sneak out back to figure out what to do*

by **Technoninja** 3/20/2010, 3:53 pm

*pulls out a bomb*

EVERYONE FREEZE!

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 3:55 pm

*They freeze*
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*Until the stove essplodes. Then they charge you and disarm the bomb*

*One of them sees me wearing a leather jacket*

Uh oh.

by **Technoninja** 3/20/2010, 3:56 pm

*tackelz them, then I get the rest of the securaty to over power them all*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 3:57 pm

We...don't have security.

*Runs from about ten of them*

by **Technoninja** 3/20/2010, 3:58 pm

No, I build more droids in my free time, there twice as strong as a humain, and I had the money to make them from that big 1,000,000 dollar sandwich order. Mcdonalds RPG - Page 18 Icon_twisted

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 4:00 pm

When was that? I don't know. By da way, there's about sixty of them in here. How many droids ya got?

by **Technoninja** 3/20/2010, 4:03 pm

....15...... My droids can probally hold them off though...mabey.

*droids start jailing some of the anamal people*

by **Samdo** 3/20/2010, 4:08 pm

*hides in bathroom*

by **Roxtus** 3/20/2010, 4:12 pm

*Flees in speeder bike* Ugh, this isn't bright at all... *Turns back igniting lightsaber*

by **Alien_Ant2** 3/20/2010, 4:18 pm

*I just walk through eating my tiger steak which I have wisely disguised by wrapping it in lettuce. Then the plant's rights activists rush in.* Come on! What's wrong with burning a salad?!?

by **wertquuuu500** 3/20/2010, 5:33 pm

techno§ninja wrote:
wertquuuu500 wrote:LOL!

*bangs on door*

HELLO!?!?! I need to um...to um...um.. get some napkins to put on the tables!

....*lets you in*

*Grabs napkins and some knives, sets up a dartboard and starts chucking knives at dartboard*

OHHH! BULLSEYE!

*throws the dinner napkins at customers shouting "Be clean! DON'T BE DIRTY!!!!"*

*gets several freaked-out stares*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 8:05 pm

*Sneaks out of the bathroom* Are the animal rights people gone yet?

by **Samdo** 3/20/2010, 8:30 pm

*bakes some cookies*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 8:41 pm

*Sticks more pies in the oven*

by **Roxtus** 3/20/2010, 8:42 pm

Yup, they're gone... *Flips more burgers*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 8:44 pm

Anyone want a Jalapeno Death Pie?

by **Roxtus** 3/20/2010, 8:46 pm

Oh, oh, mez please! Razz

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 8:47 pm

Can you put me as the beneficiary of your life insurance policy first?

*Puts a Jalapeno Death Pie in the oven*

by **Roxtus** 3/20/2010, 8:49 pm

Nah, I'd rather put our boss there. Razz

Well, I'll eat it tommorow... I gotta catch some Zs! Sleep

*Logs off*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 8:50 pm

Bye, and make sure to be prepared to eat the pie!

by **Crackers** 3/20/2010, 8:53 pm

*Makes chocolate fries*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 8:54 pm

Hey, can I has one? They sound deliciously disgusting.

by **Crackers** 3/20/2010, 8:55 pm

Sure! Here ya go! *hands you a box of chocolate fries*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 8:57 pm

*Eats one**Pukes*

Hey, can I use these in a pie? I can think of a great recipe for it.

by **Crackers** 3/20/2010, 8:59 pm

Yeah you can use them! I'll go make some Pizza fries now... *hands you recipe and goes and gets pepperoni*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 8:59 pm

*Creates a pie with a chocolate fry crust*

by **Crackers** 3/20/2010, 9:01 pm

*makes pepperoni-and-potato fries and covers them with cheese sauce* Who wants one?

by **Alien_Ant2** 3/20/2010, 9:01 pm

Oooh! Oooh! Can I have some?

by **Crackers** 3/20/2010, 9:02 pm

Here! *Hands you a box of Pizza fries*

by **Uncooked Chicken** 3/20/2010, 9:03 pm

Not me!

by **Boxcargirl** 3/20/2010, 9:19 pm

*emerges from office wearing a new fur coat*

Hey, what did I miss??

Can I have a piece of pie please?

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