Re: Mcdonalds RPG

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:50 pm

Yes! No! Uh...it's complicated. Like, really.

'Cuz I dumped Coke because I preferred Pepsi, but since I left Coke in my past, I can't have Sprite, and am stuck with Mountain Dew, which is like totally not good, because Sprite is so much better but it comes with Coke. So...um...

Can you do that instead?

by **Tennisdude** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:51 pm

fine, but you make the burgers. *turns them on* Hey thanks for the furniture, Bob!

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:52 pm

I'm gonna make baconburgers. *stuffs patties full of bacon and begins cooking them*

Mmmm, sizzling deliciousness.

by **Tennisdude** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:54 pm

Smells good!

*puts another help wanted sign up* Do you know of anyone looking for a job?

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:56 pm

There were some, but they seem to have migrated to other cities by now.

Pretty empty around here.

More food for us! Razz

by **Tennisdude** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:57 pm

That's good. Let's eat. I'll let you get your own drink........ after that emotionally scarring backstory. Razz

Should we put the open sign up?

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:59 pm

Yeah, I think we're open. All we need is weird music to play while the customers wait.

*walks to the soda machine*

*stares at the different sodas and breaks down crying*

I'll have water.

by **Tennisdude** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:02 pm

Good choice!

*puts up open sign*

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:04 pm

It's okay soda machine. I don't hate you. It's just...it's just tough to work here. *wipes eyes*

I'm okay now.

by **Tennisdude** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:05 pm

Well, Let's eat!

Good bacon burgers! I'm going to add it to the menu.

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:07 pm

*smothers the burger in ketchup*

Mmm, delicious.

One thing - we shouldn't put American cheese on these burgers. Razz

by **Tennisdude** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:08 pm

I like american cheese. We can give the customers a choice.

by **FatCatNine** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:45 pm

Can i have a Shake?

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:16 pm

*jumps behind the counter*

It depends on whether or not the shakes are by the soda machine.

Uh, are they?

by **FatCatNine** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:01 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:*jumps behind the counter*

It depends on whether or not the shakes are by the soda machine.

Uh, are they?

They aren't...

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:08 pm

*exhales with relief*

I don't...I don't hate the soda machine...what flavor shake would you like?

by **FatCatNine** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:20 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:*exhales with relief*

I don't...I don't hate the soda machine...what flavor shake would you like?

I would like a cherry one. Thanks! Razz

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:40 pm

*plugs in the blender and follows the shake recipe*

Ummm...would you like pits or no pits?

by **FatCatNine** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:43 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:*plugs in the blender and follows the shake recipe*

Ummm...would you like pits or no pits?

No pits. I like my teeth you know. Smile

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:50 pm

That's fine, I'll eat the pits.

*picks all the pits and chomps them down*

Mmmm. Here's your shake. It's free because I'm angry over my minimum wage and my boss is offline. Razz

by **FatCatNine** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:54 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:That's fine, I'll eat the pits.

*picks all the pits and chomps them down*

Mmmm. Here's your shake. It's free because I'm angry over my minimum wage and my boss is offline.

Thank you... Could i have a veggie burger?

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:54 pm

We don't serve veggie burgers. See the menu? It says "Fattening food only."

Oh wait, I suppose if I deep fried the veggie burger in bacon grease, it'd be unhealthy enough.

by **FatCatNine** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:57 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:We don't serve veggie burgers. See the menu? It says "Fattening food only."

Oh wait, I suppose if I deep fried the veggie burger in bacon grease, it'd be unhealthy enough.

Never mind... *Leaves skipping away to catch mice*

by **Uncooked Chicken** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:00 pm

Who's the next victim?

by **Tennisdude** on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:04 am

...... Victim? What's going on here?

by **Elli** on Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:36 am

I would like a coke and hamburger please.

by **Tennisdude** on Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:18 pm

Uncooked Chicken wrote:That's fine, I'll eat the pits.

*picks all the pits and chomps them down*

Mmmm. Here's your shake. It's free because I'm angry over my minimum wage and my boss is offline.

Hey!

Elli wrote:I would like a coke and hamburger please.

*goes behind the counter* Oh ok! I'll get that right away! 2 dollars please.

by **Elli** on Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:51 am

*hands 2 dollars over to Tennisdude*

by **Tennisdude** on Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:11 pm

Thanks! *hands food*

by **Elli** on Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:07 am

Thanks!

by **Tennisdude** on Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:21 am

No problem! *goes to office*